February 2012
133 posts
I’m hell on heels, say what you will, I done made the devil a deal. He made me pretty, he made me smart, i’m gonna break me a million hearts.
*Sees Vodka Gummybear idea*
Cara: I wanna do that to someone as a joke one day.
Me. I'm pretty sure thats illegal.
Cara: What?
Me: Getting people drunk without their concent....
Me: Omg. We could do it to our teachers.
*Highest of fives*
ANON: You seem upset lately. Why?
I’m a teenager. Stuff happens. Oh and if someone could give me 5000 dollars to go represent my school in NY… that’d make me less upset. Js.
Promo time:
-Caralovesbears.tumblr.com
-Anothernightathome.tumblr.com
-Auspisiousdays.tumblr.com
-Shinemomentarily.tumblr.com
-Maleminded.tumblr.com
A friend trying to persuade me to get out more...
Whitey: You need to stop being such a bitch and get out of your goddamn cave.
Me: I like my cave.
Whitey: Because you never fucking leave it.
Me: Why change when I like where I am?
ANON: How many people have you ever hooked up...
A lot actually. I’m pretty clumsy when I go fishing and my hooks usually get tangled with someone else’s..